Status Updates From Smokin' Seventeen (Stephani...

At least her dad isn't pressuring her with David.

It's so obviously Dave that's doing the dumping. I want to know what was in the bag that he left on her doorstep.
I love how open minded Lula is. If Ziggy says that he's a vampire, then he's a vampire.

That's right, Steph. We are blaming the Verdo if Morellia finds out about Ranger. And if he has an issue with it, send him to his grandmother. If that fails, blame the wine. If the fails, it was the shower gel.

I can't say that I've ever had a pimple so big that I've given myself bangs, but then, Grandma Bella has never given me "the eye"

I want to go to an all-day Lord of the Rings festival. Mooner knows what's up.

He has a point. It can't be that hard if Mooner can do it. But I wouldn't want to pick up any package for Vinnie. He may have a goat or a duck in there or something.

No one can say Mooner doesn't know how to decorate. Lol