Status Updates From The Vampire Armand (The Vam...

I really don’t care what every object in the market is, and I’d forgotten just how disgusting Marius is, and how eager from the very first Armand was to let him be, but the story does move along fairly quickly and Armand’s terms for his junk so far crack me up. Apparently it’s an arrow when he’s excited 😂😂😂 otherwise it’s just sin. What other descriptors are we gonna get? 😅

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