Status Updates From Brise-ciel (French Edition)

who the hell turned the water on

oh my goodness. why would you sit in anything?

🤢🤢 any time the story strays from the actual adventure & enters into the personal space i just roll my eyes. i do not care what you have to say or how you’re feeling. it’s all ridiculous

if he can do it then i can do it. i’m not going to take any oxygen if he doesn’t. you’re in competition w yourself dude & for no reason too

i’d get pissy too if you’re going slow & putting everything back in its place carefully. like we’re on a time crunch get moving