Status Updates From The Invisible Chains - Part...

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I hate Anaxantis' love above all else..

oh god this is breaking me...my Ehandar... :(

I wanna kill Anaxantis right now.

Ah, Ryhunzo, Ryhunzo: favorite quote:
"Hand me that little package, will you, Pookie?"
"Of course, Lord and Commander of my Erectile Prowess," Ryhunzo replied.

Ha. Ha. This is a joke, right?
I'm killing someone tonight.

Shit's getting nasty.

It kills me to think that if only Anaxantis had gotten his head out of his ass a while ago, now he and Ehandar would be the realisation of ZZ Ward's Till The Casket Drops.

Old dude, you can try to convince me, but Anaxantis is still a retarded asshole.
Also, who are you?

Er... um.
*scratches head*
I think... fuck. Er... that's wrong. On so many levels. Don't do that. Shit.

THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.

I fucking knew there was a reason why Hemarchidas irked me so much!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. *hyperventilates*

I must do something. Soon. Very soon. Or he will be lost for ever.

You don't say. Fucker.

I want my Ehandar back. My proud, haughty, grumpy Ehandar. Who stays with me because he wants to, not because he feels he must. Not because he thinks he has to make up for what he did, but who stays because he loves me, pure and simple.
It's you I want.

Honest to god, I'm tearing up.

Oh, shit, that's actually sweet. Emotional. Romantic. Pretty intense, too. Should I forgive you, Anaxantis? Should I? We'll see how you handle this.
Oh, god, please get it right. I'm going to gut you if you hurt him even more. I swear I am.

You have slept well, it seems, Wolves' Friend. Neither does it seem your experiences of this night were too much of an ordeal for you. The stool prepared you well.

rofl
I am seriously laughing out loud. Ah, god. This is insane.

LOL dirty old man. I knew that would happen.
Pedophile pimp. At least, I'm assuming Mandigaill is very young.

It was the wine, for the greater part. There was an attraction between them, for sure, but they were not exactly feelings of love. More of a deep sympathy. And of course he felt lonely without Ehandar, and Tarno
couldn't fill that loneliness. Nevertheless, without the wine Anaxantis would never have acted upon those feelings.

What?! No, no, no, that's wrong on so many levels. Please make it stop. I'm going to cry. Why did no one warn me?
Shit. Fuck. Shit.

It keeps getting better. All the time. Seriously!!