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finneas
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idk anything about king lear. is that supposed to be the same guy? hm
anyway. good book
— 15 hours, 31 min ago
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anyway. good book
finneas
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how can one really be a king without a castle or even a house and only a destroyed town to rule over 🤔
— 15 hours, 38 min ago
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finneas
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"no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer." so true
— 17 hours, 24 min ago
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finneas
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"i will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy."
he mariekondo'd his shit ages ago
— 18 hours, 4 min ago
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he mariekondo'd his shit ages ago
finneas
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you haven't illuminated a manuscript in years 😒
— 19 hours, 56 min ago
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finneas
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"the soup's no thicker than sweat"
sentence that immediately made me wanna vom. imagining sweat soup 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
— 20 hours, 4 min ago
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sentence that immediately made me wanna vom. imagining sweat soup 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
finneas
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"ill turn you into a bad poet with dreams!" 😭😂
— 20 hours, 38 min ago
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finneas
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she needs a red bull! get her an energy drink stat!!!!
— 20 hours, 53 min ago
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finneas
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"you're my pickle face, consumptive mary jane"
well alrighty then!
— 21 hours, 28 min ago
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well alrighty then!



















