Status Updates From The Book of Dave

i just wanna finish this book pls 😭

the writing feels slightly amateur-ish in some parts, but it could just be me. i think some of the metaphors used just give me high school creative writing vibes, and if there's one thing that signifies bad writing for me, it's bad metaphors.

i actually love this so far. it's like a weird mix of reading a clockwork orange and filth. it's dirty, full of clever slang, and an incredibly intriguing setting where i'm disgusted but i desperately want to know more. this book is sooooo my type.