Status Updates From Frisco: Welcome to the Woods

the note she put in his phone 🥺 damn. he really fucked up

alyce ..: stand TF UP!!! lmaooo omg I really can’t stand her. & listening to them fucking ?? girl. i lowkey feel sorry for her tho

i love how yakima held her own at the dinner. his mom tried it but she wasn’t having it !

alyce is a fucking SOLDIER bc it couldn’t be me !

he’s def gonna break my girls heart 😩 ugh

im SHOOK! melvin and the mayor are COUSINS! the mayors wife is trash af , honestly all of them are.

so , melvin gets in a drunk driving accident , the mayor gets him out of it, the mayors wife tells melvin to marry yolanda bc she’s pregnant with the mayors baby. WOW

i love the banter between them !!

alyce, girl. you are a foo for even allowing this ! not her eavesdropping on their convo lmao

she’s gonna “my daddy” me too deathhh omg girl you are grown !!!

wait … omg. so yamika’s mom used to fuck the mayor ??! hold onnnn. now I’m wondering if she’s his daughter ?? omg

mr mayor is going get on my damn nerves

lmaooo he done scared Yakima’s ass

un uh, mr mayor is feeling himself

Gonna soft DNF for now. I thought I was in the mood but I’m not. I shall return