Status Updates From Grimms' Fairy Tales

Three stories about these chickens:
1. Couple goes to mountains for nuts and causes some havoc for the local inn.
2. Couple and their friends come together to murder Mr. Korbes, the fox.
3. The chicken chokes on a nut and dies, and her husband ends up carrying her body alone since everyone got swept away in the river.

Quem diria que um conto que começa com “My love for her is so great, that if all the leaves on all the trees were tongues, they could not declare it.” acabaria com o locutor a decapitar os gémeos que teve com a tal amada (btw eles nem se conheciam, quando ele disse aquilo).
Mas! Não se preocupem! Fica tudo bem no fim.

In Faithful John