Status Updates From Zombies and Shit

ready for this story to end. could’ve been 150 pages shorter

this is so gross. I see why it’s called Zombies and SHIT. I’m about to read something so fluffy after this…

Gogo’s backstory… SICKENING! 🤮

“they sail up and down the coasts of the Americas, stopping on the mainland to kill zombies and scavenge for food. for several generations, these punk pirates of the apocalypse have been surviving out there on the outskirts of the Red Zone. they even have their own culture they have developed over the years” I NEED THIS pirate zombie story NOW!

“the thing was like a skeleton with gray patches of flesh dangling from the bones. its chest was covered in barnacles and seaweed. tiny fish were flapping around in its hollow chest, half-filled with water. a crab crawled across its shoulder and disappeared into its neck” YIKES 😦

I should know better than to feel sorry for anyone who ended up on this demented show... Alonzo, when are the zombies gon come eat yo ass? I’m sick of you !!

crazy already