Status Updates From The Woman with the Flowers ...

I'm enjoying this, but like... if her boss isn't around and is possibly dead, who has been paying her? You know?

Let’s hope this gets me out of my slump

~“He told me that my ar$ isn’t big enough.”
~“No, the fuck I didn’t,” Gav said, looking a little outraged.
~“I directly asked him if my @s$ looked fat in these pants. And he said no.”
-“I thought you wanted it to look smaller!” Gav objected.
-“When is a small one ever the goal?”

Hahahahaha I need Vega’s book ASAP!!!!