Status Updates From Aşk Çıkmazı (The STEMinist ...

Appreciate the soccer banter in this !The Real Madrid hate not as much 🤪

Oh woops, should have checked how mcuh of the book was promo fpr another, finishes here. It was cute ig

So we no test for STI's???? Gay books would 10/10 times

“By the way,” he says, voice scratchy, “last time you left your bra at my place.”
“Y-you can keep it.”
“Good.”
“Good?”
His thumb moves back and forth across my nipple. “It’s not exactly in a . . . pristine state.”

~ EWWWWWW I HATE STRAIGHT PPL WTF

YES, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM IN THAT ELEVATOR. BRO DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING THAT WRONG BUT LIKE WHATEVER!! LOWKEY THOSE FUCK ASS ENGINEERS COULD HAVE DONE SUSTAINABILITY RESEARCH ON THEIR OWN SO WHATEVER!!!

So I predicted it exactly, I love being right. But also I'm so upset for Sadie because she cared SO MUCH about that pitch

“How’s your insurance?”
“Meh.”
“Mine’s good. You should go on it when . . .” He trails off. Picks up again with, “Have lunch with me today.”

~ WHEN YOU GET MARRIED???? GAY

Straight sex :(

Bro thinks she stopped talking to him cuz of bad sex, that's so insane. She said she'd rather crawl out of thus broken elevator and take her chances than stay with him for 3 mins and he thought that was cuz of bad sex!?!??!

OH MY GOD HOW DID BRO FUCK THIS UP SHE WAS SO DOWN BAD, DID HE FUCKING GET HER TO TALK ABOUT HER PROJECT SHE WAS PITCHING, STEAL THEM, AND TWIST THEM TO GET THE CLIENT!?!??!

“Would you really rather do something that idiotic and reckless than be in here with me for a few more minutes?”
...
“Kind of, yeah.”
...
“Fuck, Sadie. I’m sorry.”

~ Okay wtf did bro do to betray her

There's always that point in an Ali Hazelwood novel wehre you wonder "how could this possibly go wrong with a man that pines so hard" and he does inevitably kinda fuck it up a bit