Status Updates From Never Saw You Coming

DNF! Terrible dialogue, nonsensical responses that the other person found clever?! I had to reread conversations to try to understand wtf they meant. Cheesy, but not in a good way. I read spoilers to make sure I wasn't missing out on some great development that saves the story. This is a great premise, but the execution is severely lacking. Maybe do some basic research to try to find her identity? TSTL