Status Updates From Meet the Benedettos

aaand now some of the worst smut ever written

i keep thinking it can't get worse and then lady catherine de bourgh shows up on a motorcycle wearing a leather jacket and no helmet and announcing "sometimes you just have to hold your nose and suck a c—" which would maybe have been fun if she or any of these other characters were written with a shred of a personality/depth let alone any resemblance to the actual pride & prejudice characters 💀

i wish i could dnf this travesty but with less than 2hrs left i gotta see it through 😭💔

unfortunately so boring but at least that makes it easy to fall asleep to