Status Updates From I Am Legend

Can't even go 10 pages without this man being pissed over his sexual attraction to vampires. Like, ok, I get it, but you have a fucking hand dude. Stop complaining and just jork it. Also, Richard Matheson, is this the biggest struggle you think men would face in the apocalypse? Women are once again proven to be superior because wow, talk about Pathetic.

"Why do you always experiment on women? ... She just happened to be the first one he'd come across, that was all. What about the man in the living room, though? For God's sake! he flared back. I'm not going to rape the woman!
Crossing your fingers, Neville? Knocking on wood?"

There's something to be said about most famous horror fiction writers always include some form of rape/sexual assault in their stories.

Does this guy ever masturbate?

Freaky fella

Part 3 finished. Major plot twist with her being infected but alive, what in the hell is this book about.