Status Updates From The Dressmaker

“You’re going to put on your hat and travel the world. You’re going to dance across the moon. I’ll bet on it.” Okay 😭😭

Michael: I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!
Jim: I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?
Michael: Titanic?
Pam: I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
Michael: No, I'm- Leo DiCaprio! Come on!

“A real man makes his own luck. - Billy Zane, Titanic.” - Dwight Shrute

omg i’m sad no one talk to me

GASP I beg your finest pardon

I really hope Lady Duff Gordon wasn’t like this in real life because what a 1-800-biotch

“Think of how many times women have to step up when men turn cowardly. And the pompous cretins won’t even let us have the vote—”