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„I fought the urge to smash his skull against the floor and watch the life leave those hate-filled eyes. Death would be a kindness. And I wasn’t feeling particularly kind.”
SCHAU DES IS OIS WOSE HOM WOID! Vittoria walked so Emilia could run!

Oida I should have known…never trust a man.

Sorry, nur ganz kurz…
Did we just gloss over the fact, das ma grod randomly unsa Kette in am random ass Tunnel wieder gfunden ham? Ohne jegliche Erklärung wie de do hikema is??? Ja? Okay bassd.

Guada Ma, du bisd so schlau, danke! Zumindest hod oana vo eng a Hirn!

Naaaa Emiliaaaa!
Bitte ned! Don’t turn into an „I-can-fix-him.“

„Good manners are hard to break, no matter how unpleasant the company I’m forced to keep. Plus, you served me the desert. It’s only fair to return the favor.”

Ja, genau. Und i bin da Kaiser von Rom.

„Is something wrong Emilia?“
DEI GSICHT IS GLEI WRONG WENNST NED GLEI DEI FOTZN HOIDSD!

“I hurt his feelings. And it…bothered me. What a ludicrous turn of events.”
Haha

“You need to tell me, I deserve to know.”
-> gives vague Answer.

OMI DON’T PISS ME OFF, du bisd eh scha on deaths doors!

Please don’t let this be a reverse Harem type shit- 💀💀💀

Sarcastically funny mmc, gothic-ish atmosphere, enemies to lovers vibe, witty banter between fmc and mmc, witches and demons
… am I being offered a 5⭐️read?
IN THIS ECONOMY?!

Is des iaz a murder mystery mid am side dish of fantasy oda wos??

I mechd me an der Stelle entschuldigen..
Da Satz: “Und de anda hoisd Vittoria.. mid 2 “T”. Des is voi der dumme Name.” did not age well.

R.I.P. Vittoria, you would have loved the term “friends with benefits”.