Status Updates From Collared by the Vampire Pri...

Too much bbs and weird sex play

“Nathaniel said, sipping from his tea and looking every bit the gentleman with his pinkie raised.”
Syphilis, he has syphilis… 🫣 that’s what the raised pinky means..

“His role as security officer was little more than a front to disguise his real job at the academy: weeding out the last of the royal wolf bloodline.”
Pffffff.. he’s fucked.. he’s in for a treat

“Human form, or wolf form, he had to have her, if only to get it out of his system”
Hold hold hold hoooold up.. heeey.. human or wolf form? I DID NOT sign up for beastiality.. Ew