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It’s okay… has the worst Father of all time though

I kinda want a twist where Ashlee turns out to be the werewolf instead of Ben. It wouldn't make sense, but then, nothing else does.

"Only one more night of the full moon."

*facepalm*

Okay, but...WHY have you decided that Ben wasn't the werewolf? SOMEONE bit Aaron, and there is literally no more or less evidence against Ben now than there was before.

Oh, wait. We're decided that he is again. Never mind.

Okay, so when the small-town sheriff wants to kidnap a guy and display him in his living room, everyone—including port authorities in a foreign country!—have to bow to his whims. But when he wants to stop you from lynching a child...

We have a bunch of cops chanting "Kill the beast!" like the torch-bearing mob in a bad movie, and I'm like...aren't these people trained professionals? Actually, they shouldn't even be dealing with this. Why hasn't anyone called Animal Control?

"Tonight is another full moon!"

That seems very unlikely.