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'we genuinely believe our memory's version of events to be accurate and fair. The modifications and tweaks made to give a more flattering portrayal of ourselves is, more often than not, entirely unconscious.'

'Or a computer that kept opening your more personal and embarrassing files, like the ones containing all your erotic Care Bears fan fiction, without being asked, and at random times.'

😂😂😂Yeah the brain has some weird features

'When asked what the best way to deal with seasickness was, his reply was simple, "sit under a tree". There is no supporting research available, but I am fairly confident this method would work to prevent airsickness too.'