Status Updates From Gullivers Travels

Apparently, Gulliver went on four voyages and Lilliput is just the first of them. First time I’m hearing that lol

“The Heat I had contracted by coming very near the Flames, and by my labouring to quench them, made the Wine begin to operate by Urine; which I voided in such a Quantity, and applied so well to the proper Places, that in three Minutes the Fire was wholly extinguished, and the rest of that noble Pile, which had cost so many Ages in erecting, preserved from Destruction.” - Omg 😭😭