Status Updates From Lemonade

Y’know this actually is a very fascinating character study of a literal evil man. I feel like IM the bad guy for being invested in his chapters. That’s messed up, ms author

It’s like Nina Pennacchi read dark romance and got personally offended by how romanticised it was then wrote this in spite… which is actually something I’ve thought about doing… so…. I guess no judgement here but jesus this got PUBLISHED

This book… jesus. I feel like I write pretty bleak stuff but man. You ever have such intense feelings that your body actually feels numb?

HOW CAN THIS BOOK POSSIBLY END 😭😭😭

This book is so bleak. I can’t even say I’m enjoying it, but unfortunately a part of me is tethered to the investment in the ending

I can’t even describe how im feeling right now holy fucking hell YES I CRIED

This book is has me wrapped around it’s pinkie