Status Updates From NEW-Mahabarata

Yudhishthira is so cooked! I can't (actually I can) believe he just bet his kingdom, his freedom, and the freedom of all of his brothers on a dice game against Shakuni (the GOAT) and, predictably, lost badly. And for no benefit (he's literally just addicted to gambling)! And now everyone is debating whether it was moral (given timing) for the "most moral man alive" to have bet his wife's freedom after losing his own.

I hate Yudhishthira. "No mere commoner could have hit that target" right after Karna was rejected from even trying. Also, Ekalavya could absolutely have done it even better if Arjuna hadn't gotten his master to force him to remove HIS OWN THUMB to protect Arjuna's pride.

Also, "anything I believe to be good is good because I don't sin" is crazy work. As is "her virginity reverts at midnight"?! This guy needs to die.