Status Updates From Don Quixote Volume One

Now that peace is made between us (and may God bring you out of all the adventures that may befall you as safe and sound as he has brought you out of this one), was it not a thing to laugh at, and is it not a good story, the great fear we were in?
(This reader suspects that will describe much of the conversation of Heaven very well.)

If every sort of beauty excited love and one the heart, the will would wander vaguely to and fro unable to make choice of any; for as there is an infinity of beautiful objects there must be an infinity of inclinations, and true love, I have heard it said, is indivisible.

Mixing the human with the divine is a kind of mockery with which no Christian argument should be clothed.