Status Updates From Unusual Uses for Olive Oil ...

DNF I lost interest. Frankly, this book’s greatest asset is its ability to get someone drunk …that is if they were to use it as a drinking game where they were told to drink every time the phrase “Portuguese irregular verbs.” I seriously could not be bothered to count how many times I heard that title repeated over and over again but I’d bet it far exceeded 20 or 30 times.

Oh you're going on a date?! Oh my, well you were a bit strong on your unwed rant earlier so maybe this will change that stance