Status Updates From The Sopaths

This is definitely a f’up book. Not exactly good. Not exactly bad. A Paige turner because I wanna see what happens next. But it’s quite a disturbing concept and story. Not for the easily offended. That’s for sure.

Piers Anthony: there's a finite number of souls available for the whole world.

Also Piers Anthony: I changed my mind LOL

I just. How are there this many little kids in your town, and why haven't they ever gone on the attack before, and how do they keep turning up on your street, man?

Piers Anthony is such a creep, man.

"Abner stopped to buy a huge candy cane that would be visible for a block, a wicked temptation for any child." Dude, WHERE?

Listen, I'm not saying these kids won't already be messed up by everything that's happened to them, but I can't help thinking it might be harmful for them to grow up thinking it's okay to listen to their parents banging, waiting for them to come so they can all cry together.

"The authorities understood about sopath mischief..." Yeah, you know: rape and murder. Torture and arson. Mischief.

I took an interest in this book because people kept recommending it for sick horror and etc., but hand to god, it is HILARIOUS. What a gift! What a boon!