Status Updates From Shut Up, This Is Serious

like i get we need realism but there was no other flavors available 😭?

wym he tasted like altoids and u wanna remember it 💀💔

actually where did she find this guy because i need one right now

belen you’re funny

genuinely has all the habits of the worst person u know 🫩🥀

girl don’t be proud of that. please. U are literally the reason everyone hates group work

not to say she has a big ego. she probably is beautiful and gets harassed because of it but like give it a break yk

also tell me why this entire book seems to be narrated by a pick me whos tryna find any reason to gain sympathy. “my ma is tryna be anywhere but here” GIRL STFU

goddam belen be grateful that she cares. you talk about how everything feels so heavy and no one cares to listen to u but im very sure you’re amazing older sister would. she been through that shit with you and shes a good person. really just finding any reason to want a man. U CAN TALK TO UR SISTER. COMPLETE BS 🫩

goodness gracious leti take a hint

really thinking about losing it to a college guy 💔🥀

who told this guy that was ok 😭💀

it literally is those little pronoun shifts that make all the difference tho. they say all u need to know you’re mine vs im yours

why can’t people be this forward irllll 😭😩😩😩

yeah…sharing a drink feels a but intimate for a guy you just met

idk how else you could’ve responded to that, girl