Status Updates From Assassin Eighteen

CHAPTER 10

6.8/10

CHAPTER 9

7/10

CHAPTER 8

6.5/10

CHAPTER 7

6.5/10

CHAPTER 6

6/10

CHAPTER 5

6.8/10

CHAPTER 4

6.8/10

CHAPTER 3

7/10

CHAPTER 2

6.3/10

CHAPTER 1

6/10

I’ve tried drinking. I’ve tried not drinking. I’ve taken up smoking just so i can give it up. I’ve grown roses. I’ve grown zucchini. I fucking hate zucchini. I’m nothing. I’m less than nothing. A handful of dust. A cipher. A negative number. I am the square root of negative fuck all.