Status Updates From Himbro

"I wasn’t sure how comfortable I was with that, but I wasn’t going to lick a gift horse in the mouth."
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BWAHAHAHAH JESSE I LOVE YOU BOO, BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🐴🐴🐴

I need a good laugh and honestly… just look at this cover 😭😂 No disrespect, but I’m hoping this one delivers the kind of chaos I desperately need right now. Let’s go, Himbro! 💀

This was definitely entertaining but the book ended before they could tell mom and dad. I would have LOVED to see that...

My internship had wrapped up and Jesse had been fired, so we’d spent two weeks just being together, eating pizza, playing video games, and having sex.
So much sex.

There would be a time in the not-so-distant future when I’d take him bare, secretly bending him over and fucking him frantically in the laundry room before Christmas dinner, muffling his cries of pleasure so Mom didn’t catch us, until I came inside him, filling him up, the tight heat of his little pink hole wringing every drop of come from my cock.
But that would have to wait.

“Please, fuck me,” he slurred.
“Have you ever taken a cock as big as mine, baby brother?”
Devon shook his head.

They're so riding their kink.

My brother’s cock was easily the biggest of anyone I’d ever been with.

They really go on and on about the brother thing. This story is unique. Kind of hot, kind of strange.

I just love how super straight jock Jess throws pop culture references around like a Drag Race contestant.

This Bryce guy is scary. He's a stalker and predator rolled into one. I'm waiting for Jess to snap and put him in the ER, to be honest.

“Devon. The entire world is falling apart around us, literally and figuratively. Our country is fucking fucked. The ozone is basically nonexistent. Legislation is being proposed and passed every day that tells millions of Americans what they can and cannot do with their own goddamned bodies. The absolute last thing I or anyone else should waste their time worrying about is the love between two consenting adults."

This is so very entertaining <3

Except it wasn’t the same. Not even a little bit. Because like, one, Devon’s a dude, which was a new one for me. And two, he was practically my fucking brother, which is a no-no in anyone’s book… well, anyone who lives outside of Alabama.


This is interesting. A straight to gay stepbrother fake boyfriend romance. I'm in!!

What can I say. I love this book so hard it’s my fourth time reading it ♥️

This is so funny