Status Updates From Betting on the Best Friend'...

Re-reading in anticipation of Ruby's story which is on it's way to me and will be delivered in the next week.

ruby Ik ur gonna make her last date w joey and ur FOUL for that

"I saw you. I see you." #creeper

"'Is he hot?' I shrug. 'He’s French.' 'Amen.'"

gay or metrosexual

"That’s the secret to aspirational marketing: someone who is the kind of pretty you see in everyday life but better—the kind of better you think you can buy, do a tutorial to get, or find a filter to give you. So then you buy it."

how tf am I supposed to root for this scumbag that is more than ok w making his career off of women's insecurities?

"'it’s a good thing not to look like a model. Most editorial models look kind of like bugs.'"

THEY LOOK UNQIUE; ITS COOL!!!! I CANNOT STAND THIS MAN!!!!!!! "they dont all have botox and filler like an ig model so they r inhuman" KILL URSELF!!!!

she rlly loves the skillful way he beats the other girls to the bride's bouquet

too bad u dont deserve her, flop!

(shoot last update was here)

"'Her beauty routine turned into brushing her teeth and putting her hair in a braid. She quit eating meat and got obsessed with the environment.'"

I'm sincerely struggling to see the issue