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After defeat to South Africa in the group stages in Nagpur, India's biggest stumble in the World Cup, Yuvraj told a friend, 'I have to take us to the World Cup final. Just you watch. I'm going to take them there.'

The glass is never half-anything with Pakistan. It's either empty or full.

For four manic overs against Pakistan, Ross Taylor became Sehwag, Viv Richards and Shahid Afridi bundled into one.

Matches, though, are not won by passionate fans, though they play their part at times. Matches are not won because countries need it. Matches are won by deserving teams, and tonight Bangladesh were nothing if not deserving.

If Federer were to simultaneously play tennis whilst hoarding gold and providing banking facilities for dubious dictators, perhaps the fervour of his support would match that for Sachin.

When Sehwag says he wants to bat 50 overs, you should shudder as you think: what if he actually bats 50 overs? 👹