Status Updates From The Three Musketeers (Dover...

Takes me a while to get into the older language with classics but now I’m enjoying it! This author really loves when characters don’t know the identity of who they’re talking to and the humour that comes from that. It is really funny! Also took me a while to understand what’s going on but now it’s clear d’Artagnan is gonna help save the queen’s honour and the villain is the Cardinal and henchman

d’Artagnan: god i can’t believe i accidentally barged into that good fellow Athos i’m so fucking stupid i’m such a chud. i’m surprised he didn’t kill me on the spot - he had every right to!

i wouldn’t survive a day in this bullshit universe