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Ellen
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"I've never liked girls, most of my friends are guys"
...yeah. I can't say I'm surprised.
— Aug 17, 2026 06:29AM
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...yeah. I can't say I'm surprised.
Ellen
is 19% done
I might DNF this one. This authors Pick Me tone is giving me the ick. It's so clear she didn't make friends in HS or else she would know her experiences that she describes as being so unbelievable aren't actually that insane or special. Poison well water? C'mon. And she needs to STOP with that whole "after I tell that story people stop talking to me teehee I'm so crazy but don't know it 🤪" girl chill out.
— Aug 16, 2026 02:52PM
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