Status Updates From A Picture Perfect Holiday

Fun Holiday story that was totally irresistible from start to finish.

“Why’d you go and have to have a straight boy crush?” “We all do. That’s how fairies get their wings.” “I thought that was bells.”
“That’s angels. The first time a gay man falls for a straight guy and ignores the impulse to make an ass out of himself over it, a fairy earns her wings. That’s in The Bible.” “And you go to church where again?” “Cheesecake Factory.”