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Suzy Noblet
is 70% done
Some parts feel a bit extra and over done, but it’s comical
— Mar 06, 2026 08:21PM
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Evie
is on page 178 of 396
i say this about everything but GOD this would make a good film
— Mar 01, 2026 07:35AM
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Amanda
is 24% done
If I ever wondered Libba Bray sure can write all KINDS of books. I can't decide if this one is trying to hard or actually funny. Time will tell...
— Feb 26, 2026 01:12PM
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CJ
is 94% done
spoilers i guess but this is lowkey hysterical
“The system is PowerPoint only. Harris forgot to change it back. Let’s communicate with our fingers.”
“Agent Jones! So … we have to make a PowerPoint presentation to override the system?” Shanti slapped a hand to her forehead. “Are you
kidding me?”
— Feb 16, 2026 07:30AM
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“The system is PowerPoint only. Harris forgot to change it back. Let’s communicate with our fingers.”
“Agent Jones! So … we have to make a PowerPoint presentation to override the system?” Shanti slapped a hand to her forehead. “Are you
kidding me?”
