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Emmy
is 64% done
I knew never to trust a blonde ML. What kind of sicko doesn’t like Chinese food??
— 9 hours, 24 min ago
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Emmy
is 34% done
I’ve already counted multiple sexual harassment cases… who talks like this??? Also, I’m imagining IT tsk-tsking over the use of work emails for private correspondence.
— 9 hours, 55 min ago
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Emmy
is 30% done
Cringing so hard but my mom didn’t raise a quitter so I’m sticking it out 💀
— 10 hours, 11 min ago
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