Status Updates From Absolute Batman: Dark Victory

Peace: Sophia Falcone on my noggin had zero clue. What an amazing story. The ending having the Solomon die was so tragic and then it leads into the batcave. And who is there to save the day my booiiiiii. So hype I loved this book so much. Amazing ending

Revenge: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED! From the top. Harvey shooting the DA in the mouth is insane and their connection. Wild shit. Joker looked insane in this. Then everything with Alberto and Calendar man out of left field never saw it coming. I can’t believe that was the set up by Dent. Dick showing promise and first reference of Robin. And then cat woman I can’t wait to see how this ends.

Passion: Glad Dick caught his killer but kinda sad that he accidentally killed him. Batman in all of these just has insane aura it’s so cool to see hahaha. I love for recess was so tuff too

Justice: God I love the art. Mr. Freeze oozes aura. And we got our boy Harvey and I have no clue what his deal is. But I think it’s beautiful Batman learned from his mistakes and trusted dick. The rest of this will be awesome

Orphans: Yeah the art with this writing is legit the best combo ever. I love these guys. I love how dick hasn’t really met Bruce yet but he has met Batman lol. Also it’s so tragic knowing Alfred feels like he failed Bruce. And seeing the parallels in how he handled Bruce and Dick. Such a big heart and he feels like he didn’t do right by Bruce :(

Battle: Trying to follow this is hard. But basically Joker just wanted to slime everyone ok got it. Honestly can’t focus on anything except for Tony Zucco and Dick

Fools: calling it now. The DA is Gilda. It would make so much sense. She is a damn ride or die. Also NO DICK NO DONT WORK AT THE CIRCUS

Hate: Bro the panel of joker and Two Face upping pole is peak

Love: Bro why can’t Bruce just lock in and clutch up Catwoman. He needs sweet loving. Also I called it being 2 face. She is so gross

Lost: I feel bad for Grundy every time I see him. I am convinced Selina is one of falcones daughters like in the Batman. I am also convinced the new DA is fucking 2 face

Toys: I haven’t said this yet but I love the cover and final pages of these. I love the color symmetry and Gordan with the evidence behind him is tuff. I genuinely have no clue who is doing this. I don’t think Alberto…. Yet he is up to something. Maybe Harvey. Or and just maybe the voice talking to Alberto and that’s the same person banging the DA

Secrets: Who was the D.A. with I really don’t trust this bitch. Nice that Batman wasn’t alone on thanksgiving. But the best page and panel is riddler telling a riddle to himself and crying cause he loves it so much. Love the art throughout.

War: way to early call here. Could this be the best thing I’ve read. The setup is insane. First we have a hurt and untrusting Bruce after the events of the long Halloween. A new dick of a DA who ruins shit thinking she’s so smart. And a falcone who is set on ruining Gotham. I can’t believe Alberto was released and his brother will be an issue. Message said none of you are safe. That’s so fucking sketch

Prologue: bruh how tf did this bimbo become commissioner. Like how are u gonna try and support a criminal. Pissing me off to start.