Status Updates From Kissing Santa Claus by Kauf...

FL: She and her father had been far too busy, running off to play cards, going out to the theater, visiting Sea World. Sea World. With friends. They had dozens of them now, apparently. They’d had their home in Frost-proof—a name they both found hysterically funny—for all of three months now. It was like they’d run away to summer camp for seniors. Permanently.