Status Updates From The Devil's Elixir

For a moment, I thought this was going to turn into an absolutely pitch-black sex comedy. It might have, actually, depending on your sense of humor and with allowance for the lacuna.

cf. Boccaccio

Good. Medardus is an idiot seriously. Like bro, come on, get over yourself. I can’t believe you drank that damn thing. AND THE COUNT AND THE TUTOR TOO. WHAT IS WRONG WITN Y’ALL? JUST THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.