Status Updates From Perry Mason in The case Of ...

"Mason's ring was answered almost immediately by a man whose figure had all the aesthetic grace of a spider. He was somewhere in his forties, with a short body, long arms and legs, a thick neck and a bald head on which had been placed a toupee, the hair of which was several shades darker than that on the sides of the head."

That's a hell of a description.

Interesting as ever!