Status Updates From Winnie-the-Pooh by Milne, A...

"Piglet lay there, wondering what had happened. At first he thought that the whole world had blown up;"

I was so shocked by this sentence I genuinely snorted

"It's bad enough," said Eeyore, almost breaking down, "being miserable myself, what with no presents and no cake and no candles, and no proper notice taken of me at all,"

This took a turn

"Oh, Bear!" Said Christopher Robin. "How I do love you!"

Protect him at all costs

"For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."

Same

"You're a real friend," said he. "Not like some."

Eeyore that was a rather salty sentence

""I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of No Brain at All."
"You're the Best Bear in All the World," said Christopher Robin soothingly.""

I LOVE THEM

"But Christopher Robin looked after him lovingly, and said to himself, "Silly Old Bear!""

This duo can do no wrong

"he said "Silly Old Bear," in such a loving voice that everybody felt hopeful again."

This made me a little bit emotional

"it would help the deception which we are practising on these bees."

That's a big word for a little bear

"He was getting rather tired by this time, so that is why he sang a Complaining Song."

I fear I am Winnie-the-Pooh

I am obsessed with the illustrations

"Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday,"

They way I just agreed that was a long time ago