Status Updates From A Game of Retribution (Hade...

“Don’t lecture me, Hades. You have no idea what I’ve been dealing with.”
“Of course not,” he said, surly. “That would mean you’d have to talk to me.”

OOOP— THE DRAMAAA 🍿

“Some things are sacred to me.” Hades’s breath grew ragged, but he kept speaking, his words interlaced with Persephone’s moans. “This is sacred to me. You are sacred to me. Do you understand?”

I’M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.

“Definitely thought I’d enjoy choking far more,” Hermes said. “Thanks for ruining a fantasy.”

“Get wet, Daddy Death,” Hermes said.

I CAN’T WITH HERMES UNSERIOUSNESS 🤣

“Persephone.” He took her hands in his and spoke softly. “First, I will always want you. Always. I failed you here too. I was angry. I didn’t take care of you. I didn’t include you. Don’t put me on a pedestal because you feel guilty for your decisions. Just… forgive yourself so you can forgive me. Please.” A MAAAAN. MELTING 🦋