Status Updates From Starter Villain

The dolphin liaison who read them Das Kapital rocks.

"Don't try to swim with the dolphins during a labor dispute...."

Sounds like solid advice. Dolphins are jerks!

...the National Parking Association and Parking Magazine do indeed exist. I checked.

Trying to parse the floriography of these funeral bouquets, and the enshittification of the Internet since AI is making it really difficult. If I were at home, I would just check my reference books, but as it is, I may have to go to the local library.