Status Updates From Union Street

Kept imagining this author was a man because the name is just “pat” and then kept being like HOW is a man writing any of this? But it isn’t a man so that makes more sense.

Prof said this was most people’s favorite books of the semester and I now completely understand why

Holy fuck this escalated quickly

So unbelievably averse to locking in today. It felt like there was an evil power preventing me from paying attention to anything for more than 10 minutes. Need to finish this by Wednesday tho (I hav to stop doing this to myself).