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this line cracked me up: “Patriotic toasts were drunk, the governor [of Chihuahua, Mexico]’s aides raising their glasses to Washington and Franklin and the Americans responding with yet more of their own country’s heroes, ignorant alike of diplomacy and any name at all from the pantheon of their sister republic.”

The kid's company got into a battle with a gang of savages