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Joshua Gross
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I don't even remember this Rocky Horror-style Richard III theater
— 18 hours, 38 min ago
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Joshua Gross
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It seemed very unclear what affliction Spike had and I think the first time I read this I thought werewolf but he is suffering from vampirism and takes medication for it
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Joshua Gross
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This plot is a bit meandering, and there's a lot of details we really don't need
— Sep 27, 2026 01:20PM
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Joshua Gross
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So far everyone in this book where it's mentioned has only drank coffee, not tea
— Sep 27, 2026 09:36AM
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Joshua Gross
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Thursday's father hilariously interrupts a very fraught reunion with her ex in order to tell her about the invention of the banana
— Sep 27, 2026 08:33AM
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Joshua Gross
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Reference to his nursery crime series as a TV show in this world
— Sep 27, 2026 07:58AM
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Joshua Gross
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Mycroft's Retinal Screensaver has flying toasters just like the classic After Dark screensavers
— Sep 27, 2026 07:42AM
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Joshua Gross
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"We were developing a machine that used egg white, heat, and sugar to synthesize methanol when a power surge caused an implosion. Owens was meringued. By the time we chipped him out the poor chap had expired."
What a delicious way to go, though...
— Sep 27, 2026 07:34AM
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What a delicious way to go, though...
Joshua Gross
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Always loved the dodos and their love of marshmallows
— Sep 27, 2026 07:29AM
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Joshua Gross
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I like the points he's making on war, in regards to this 131 year version of the Crimean War in the book. It's a pointless war causing enormous loss of life fueled by nationalism and xenophobic pride
— Sep 27, 2026 05:44AM
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Joshua Gross
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I would love it if airships were a thing, if only airships weren't terrible floating bags of inflammable gas
— Sep 27, 2026 05:35AM
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Joshua Gross
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Thursday put a stone on top of Snood's tombstone, and it's unclear if she does this because of a cultural tradition, it's completely unexplained
— Sep 27, 2026 05:20AM
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Joshua Gross
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The first time I read this I hadn't read Jane Eyre yet and totally believed this was how the book ended lol it's like Jasper Fforde pranked me for my ignorance
— Sep 26, 2026 07:11PM
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Joshua Gross
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Oh no! It was Filbert, not his father! I should have realized when they mentioned he'd been unavoidably detained while working in the chronoguard...
— Sep 26, 2026 06:20PM
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Joshua Gross
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Fforde 's ADHD style of writing is sometimes confusing, occasionally annoying, but so far has been engaging and interesting. His decision to give us what happened with Acheron as part of Thursday's statement to the higher ups after the fact was weird and yet somehow makes it more interesting. If anyone else had tried it I'd be bored to tears
— Sep 26, 2026 06:15PM
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Joshua Gross
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Also so far everyone is drinking coffee
— Sep 26, 2026 05:51PM
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Joshua Gross
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The Baconians go door to door trying to convince people that Francis Bacon actually wrote the plays of Shakespeare, but I wonder to what purpose? Do they have an organization? Do they collect donations? I know they want to spread their word but are they organized? Non profit?
— Sep 26, 2026 05:50PM
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Joshua Gross
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Just to make it extra confusing, Jane Eyre has a different ending in Thursday's world, or at least it does at the moment
— Sep 26, 2026 01:38PM
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Joshua Gross
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Acheron's brother is Styx, both underworld rivers
— Sep 26, 2026 01:31PM
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Joshua Gross
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They are hiring Thursday because she's the only one who knows what Acheron looks like, but he just told her he could change his appearance at will
— Sep 26, 2026 10:22AM
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Joshua Gross
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It's already confusing, because Thursday lives in an alternate reality England in 1985 where a lot of things are different, so I have to pay close attention to see if the books and authors mentioned are any different or if, as it seems, they stayed the same, which is weird .
— Sep 25, 2026 10:47PM
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