Status Updates From The Boy Avengers

Evil genius. What a bitterly hilarious man Flinders must be.

There's a lot of resentment in this thing. Like it (the book) is hoping for some hate sex to be perpetrated upon it? I don't know. It's good, though. Fuck you.

Please let me just finish this garbage soon.

GAG

I wonder if I could hate this book more.

Jesus, I don't have the patience for this. And then my mother who was with Jack but liked me but played games with my father who was my grandfathers lover who tolerated my grandmother and they believed family name was worth a kidnapping and see my father needed my mother for money and then my mother wouldn't have money with my father who got it from grandfather.

Oh shut the fuck up.

"Fuck him good!" called out Gordie Phillips [...] "Fuck him well!" corrected Tony Applegate, who was also editor of the school paper.
I'm not supposed to laugh (I think), but this still cracked me up.

Holy Oedipus complex, Batman!

My name is Grant Lattimer. Ring any bells?
Sure. Trez and iAm from the BDB books. Somehow, I don't think that's what you had in mind, though.