Status Updates From Charlie und die Schokoladen...

Have you forgotten? Don't you know? We'll say it very loud and slow: THEY... USED...TO..READ!

They never fight or kick or punch, they leave you free to cook the lunch, and wash the dishes in the sink- But did you ever stop to think? To wonder just exactly what, this does to your beloved tot? It rots the senses in the head! It kills imagination dead! It clogs and clutters up the mind! It makes a child so dull and blind! He can no longer understand a fantasy, a fairyland!

Is she the only one at fault? For though shes spoiled, and dreadfully so, A girl can't spoil herself, you know. Who spoiled her, then? Ah, who indeed? Who pandered to her every need? Who turned her into such a brat? Who are the culprits? Who did that? Alas! You needn't look so far, To find out who these sinners are. They are (and this is very sad) Her loving parents, MUM and DAD.

On the next door, it said, SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND.
'Wait!' cried Mr Wonka, skidding suddenly to a halt. 'I am very proud of my square sweets that look round. Let's take a peek.'

I always thought that a veruca was a sort of wart that you got on the sole of your foot! But I must be wrong, mustn't I?