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He licked his suddenly dry lips. "I mean, do you know many stories?" he croaked.
"Oh, yes. Lots."
"Lots?" whispered Creosote. Most of his concubines only knew the same old one or two.
"Hundreds. Why, do you want to hear one?"
"What, now?"
"If you like. It's not very busy in here."
Perhaps I did die, Creosote thought. Perhaps this is Paradise.
Loce this horndog for stories xD
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"Oh, yes. Lots."
"Lots?" whispered Creosote. Most of his concubines only knew the same old one or two.
"Hundreds. Why, do you want to hear one?"
"What, now?"
"If you like. It's not very busy in here."
Perhaps I did die, Creosote thought. Perhaps this is Paradise.
Loce this horndog for stories xD
Zuzia
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For a moment he gazed sadly into the past. It had wild geraniums, he recalled, filling the sloping cobbled streets with their musky fragrance.
"Growing out of the walls," he said out loud. "Pink. They were pink."
The other wizards looked at him oddly. One or two, of a particularly paranoid frame of mind even for wizards, glanced suspiciously at the walls.
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"Growing out of the walls," he said out loud. "Pink. They were pink."
The other wizards looked at him oddly. One or two, of a particularly paranoid frame of mind even for wizards, glanced suspiciously at the walls.
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He examined his conscience.
It said: I'm out of options. Please yourself.
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It said: I'm out of options. Please yourself.

















