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Pervinca
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petition to bring back "Thats wormwood!" as a synonym for "oof, that's gotta hurt!" (burn!)
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Pervinca
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lmao not Hamlet trying to flirt with ophelia
Hamlet: can i lie on your lap?
Ophelia: WHAT?
Hamlet: i mean.... can i put my head on your lap to watch the play? you thought i meant something dirty didn't ya
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Hamlet: can i lie on your lap?
Ophelia: WHAT?
Hamlet: i mean.... can i put my head on your lap to watch the play? you thought i meant something dirty didn't ya
Pervinca
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Meanwhile Hamlet talking about Horatio:
"Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
and could of men distinguish her election
Sh'hath sealed thee for herself"
"Give me that man
that is not passion's slave, and i will wear him
In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
as I do thee"
fellas... is it gay...?
— 4 hours, 14 min ago
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"Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
and could of men distinguish her election
Sh'hath sealed thee for herself"
"Give me that man
that is not passion's slave, and i will wear him
In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
as I do thee"
fellas... is it gay...?
Pervinca
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ophelia: we should be together
hamlet: no we can't, because... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't really fit in, and i don't wanna fit in. i don't trust women and I don't wanna get married. In fact, we should abolish marriage so that no one else ever gets married ever. go become a nun (x10).
damn... a rejection like that gotta hurt
— 4 hours, 24 min ago
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hamlet: no we can't, because... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't really fit in, and i don't wanna fit in. i don't trust women and I don't wanna get married. In fact, we should abolish marriage so that no one else ever gets married ever. go become a nun (x10).
damn... a rejection like that gotta hurt
