Status Updates From Grasshopper Jungle

Gosh it’s too depressive at this point - can it please end? I’m tired of reading about grasshoppers being “hungry” for food and reproduction

When life gives you lemons, reread your favorite books from high school.

This kid is so fucking funny he's spent the last 46 pages talking about how thinking about his friend and also his girlfriend both make him horny but then his gay friend kisses him one time and he's like "am I bisexual????"